Loud speakers drowning you out? Want to talk but your mouth is full? The status symbols app was created with you in mind. No need to announce to an entire room that you have to use the WC. Flash the icon instead. Vertically challenged? Follow the arrow and find your friends. Next round on you but how many drinks to bring back? Number sign. Also helps skip the shhh situation in libraries or when catching a film. Signals of distress or all systems go, minimalist graphics send a clear message.
Come up with your own creative usage or be lazy and refer to our handy key. Soon to be universally recognized as the liberation of communication, status symbols = sign language for what's on your mind.
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